Twerking

Clement

Sorry this is so short this week but everything got deleted and I didn't have time to retype it 

Twerking

Yesterday, we were walking through a seedyish apartment complex to an investigators. This is a complex where I have: 

Gotten a popcorn maker by a middle aged reformed drug addict, and then had a family friendly conversation about church. Then, another time I got yelled at by a black out drunk guy and gave a card to another drunk guy watching him. And of course another time, I got preached to by a Vietnamese guy.  

Anyway I was leading us to this apartment when these 2 attractive black girls walked out of an apartment right ahead of us and started walking in the same direction we were walking towards the parking lot. 

Since I was leading I initiated the conversation, "Hey, can I give you a card?"

The girl right in front of me awkwardly, kindly accepted a card but the girl a few feet in front of her called out, "Is that your number?"

I stepped around the first girl and replied, "Haha, it's actuall--"

She just started twerking, "I'd call that number, I'd call that number boo." 

I just stood there laughing at the randomness of the situation expecting Elder Alleman to jump in and say something. She kept going for about 10 seconds then stopped, smiled and walked off with her now uncomfortable friend following her.

"What just happened?" We said, looked at each other and laughed as we kept going. The investigator was not there.

On a more spiritual note:

We had to give an hour long training to 10 youth each on Saturday, I really felt I did just horrible and stumbled through it. I told the youth that if they managed to learn something from me that was brownie points for them. 

Then, just today I was told that 80% of the youth said that their favorite part of the whole missionary themed day was the hour they spent getting trained by the missionaries so maybe, just maybe I did ok. 

It's nice to know that there will still be missionaries after me and then some after them. 

I know this gospel is true, if I didn't I wouldn't be out here trying to help others recieve it.

Love y'all

Elder Murdoch 

1. These are the people responsible for the souls of the Hurst Stake

On his way to fight Dirty Dan (and steal yo gurl)

These are the people responsible for the souls of the Hurst Stake